Contact Me
I am Bede Cromwell, writer, philosopher, artist, and lover of several very self indulgent subgenres of life. My obsessions takes the from of romantic and erotic fiction, the philosophy of sex, and frogs. I imagine if you're here, you also love to imagine yourself--or whoever--whisked away into worlds of magic, drama, and love, both in familiar contexts and our strangest obscure fantasies.
All the content on my site is original. I have created all the graphics, and all words are mine. Please keep that in mind, for there is still much work to do in making this a cohesive and resonant place for us to mingle! It is ever evolving.
Commission Rates
I do take commissions. If you are interested in ordering custom work I am very flattered and happy to oblige.
Terms
1. Include your email, for correspondence and delivery of completed work.
2. Be as specific as possible in your request. The more you tell me, the better I can indulge you! Don't be shy!
3. Include your preferred reading format (.docx, PDF, Epub, Mobi, etc...)
4. Please let me know if you consent to having your commission posted publicly!
Original Work: Need help with world building? Magic systems? Want lore written in a specific style? Want a scene from your head finally brought to life? A DND characters backstory fully realized? Do you wish to birth a new god onto this mortal plane? Any and all of this I will happily assist you with my friend, if that is your heart's true desire. Action scenes to dramas.
Fan Fiction: I will write about any fandom, and will do due research for characters I'm not completely familiar with.
Smut: I will consider just about any request. Monsters, shifters, hybrids, furries, omega-verse (obviously), C-NC, unhinged behavior, unhealthy relationships, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Polyamorous, yandere, ect... From horror to sappy fluff, I will do my best to capture your fantasy. In the end, the intent of the story should be for every person involved in intimacy to gain pleasure or satisfaction from it, even if through unusual, unrealistic, or fantastical means.
EXCEPTIONS FOR SMUT
I will consider certain physically abusive relationships, depending on the request. Reach out to me before ordering, thank you.
I will not write anything about underage characters in sexual situations, but I am willing to age up fictional characters only if you're willing to let me suitably change their life circumstances/job, and appearance.
I will not write real person fiction.
I will not write scat.
I will not write rape.
Expect from me:
1. A response to your order within 24-48 hours.
2. Of any ordered word count, your story will be no more than 50 words from what you ordered, but may be a little longer if I deem the request needs it. Extra words are not guaranteed and I will not charge extra for them. Consider it a gift!
3. I have the right to deny any request for any reason, and if you've already ordered I will refund you.
4. An email containing a PDF, or your preferred document style, of your request once finished.
Fees
1. $15 For an 1000 word short story.
2. $22 For an 2000 word short story.
3. $30 For a 3000 word short story.
4. For any request longer then this, please reach out to me through email.
Allow two weeks from my reply officially accepting your request so that I can write, edit, and send off your order. I promise, I'm working on it. Once received, if you're unhappy with your order, reach out to me and I'll try to resolve any issues you have! Edit requests will only be allowed on works 3000 words or longer, and depending on the extent of the re-write or edit may incur a small fee.
All payments for commissions are to be processed through Ko-Fi here. If there are no open commissions listed there, then commissions are currently closed.
Thank you for your interest!
Other Ways to Keep in Touch!
AO3: self_indulgent_fiction
Wattpad: @self-indulgent-fic
Literotica: self_indulgent_fiction
Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/self-indulgent-fiction
Pateron (if you'd like to support the Mansion and get early access to new content): patreon.com/SelfIndulgentFiction
Or email me at: self.indulgent.fiction@gmail.com
Blessings to you!